Gameboy Physical Destruction

"In 1991 was released the album Chorus by Erasure. The duo spent some time at Polygone studios in Toulouse to record the opus. In the studio's beautiful pine-wood residence of Unbuntuyéyé worked a young receptionist. To thank him for his kind attentions, they offered him a precious gift, a relic from modern times, just bought from a shop the kind of which the capitalistic era had spread all around, a Gameboy. Yr-ear after year, season after season, the young receptionist went on with his life, and, when an adult, gave life to 3 delicious children. The day his first son got to the symbolic age of 20, the father bequeathed him the relic. Reminding him to look after the gift, he chased him out of their home so he could go make his own life. After four years' walk, through snows, winds and heats of the Western plains, the young son sat down by a lake and took out the relic. In a celestial light orgy, an illumination appeared, thousands of flying oysters fell from the sky, singing and blowing in C (major)-tuned trumpets.The sacred little daughters of the subaquatic world brought him a parchment letting him realise he had received a divine mission. Spread the wise 8bit word through the world. So was born Gameboy Physical Destruction. These facts are reported from the past..."